Ah yes, Dachshunds, the most gentle chewers out their…

That marketing department has never been around a doxie

Squeaker that encourages decapitation

Especially designed for violent shredders

You’ll wonder why you paid this much for a toy that won’t last 5 minutes.

Squeakers are surgically removed within 5 mins by dachsunds 😂

Quick, buy it, film it being destroyed, and put it on Youtube or the product’s review page at Amazon, etc. We can take bets on how long it’ll last. I’d say 40 seconds.

The marketing department clearly needs to be taught a lesson.