For all of you sorting by new, here’s a goose of mine

I’m sorting by hot. May I still enjoy your goose?

*HONK*

[Geese](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goose) are a group of waterfowl species. The term “goose” is more properly used for a female bird, while “gander” refers specifically to a male one. A group of geese is called a gaggle. When in flight, they are called a skein, a team, or a wedge. When flying close together, they are called a plump. Migratory geese are capable of flying up to 5,000 kilometers (3,100 miles) each season. Geese honk while in flight to enable communication and encourage the flock to maintain a “V” formation. Once a year, adult geese will lose flight and tail feathers, which is called molting. They are unable to fly until the new feathers have come in. The molt takes 30 to 45 days. Geese like to be near water during the molting season, to be able to escape from predators.

[Picture of a cool goose])

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I’ll always stop to Gander at a picture of a goose

Silly goose

That little shit locked me in a phonebox, nicked my glasses and tied my shoelaces together TEN TIMES.

Peace was always an option

Quack!

Duck….duck…

I’m sorry but I’m not sorting in new, I’ve just been scrolling reddit for so long that posts in new are all I see.

Already 5 hours in and I get 10K upvotes and my picture got posted on Dolan Dark’s Instagram, thank you all, I’ve never been this famous before, and yes, peace was always an option.

What’s his (her?) name?

I’m sorting by best
The duck is the best

AFLAK

Hjonk

So you just goosed a lot of people on Reddit. Should we contact a lawyer for a class action on sexual harassment?

Or should we all enjoy a good goosing?

That’s quacktastic!!

Is he a good goose?

s/he friendly?

I guess peace was an option

Cobra Chicken.

I used to think geese were super cute but a couple of months ago I got married and our venue had two geese, Stella & Mopsey, they were cute and I was super excited about them until they decided they hated me as soon as I stepped foot out of our car. They chased me all weekend every time I would step outside, I still have nightmares.

Dolan dark stole this, congrats lol

That’s a very nice goose you got there.

Omg Dolan Dark!!!

Got any gaemes?

Is peace an option?

Peace has always been an option

Hjonk

HONK

Hey look it’s Dolan Dark!

#**__*H O N K*__**

Thank you, that is a very polite looking goose!

LE SORTING BY NEW ::gag::

Best. Game. Ever.

Geez, that’s a nice goose!

Hòönk