Help! I think my cat is broken

Me : my back hurts

Also me :

r/noodlebones

No, just assembled the wrong way. Is this cat from IKEA? Did you pay attention to the instructions?

have you tried rebooping cat.exe?

When the English side of the instructions is ruined so you have to use Chinese.

Have you tried turning it off then on again?

Your cat is operating normally. It’s just running Linux.

[Mine too](https://imgur.com/gallery/yJ7lj6B)

r/WhatsWrongWithYourCat

Naw, cats can point in two directions at once. They’re magic.

Cats are made of rubber and magic, with a scoop of contempt thrown in for good measure.

looks so fluffy

You clearly didn’t follow your ikea instruction.

Not broken just really cute

Have you tried installing KatOS v0.1.6.9?

I’m telling you guys, cats are liquid, how else could they do things like this

“You told me my purrs were soothing so I wanted to get a better listen”

Is his dad a ferret?

You’re not supposed to put the head in the middle.

Are you sure it’s plugged in?

lol now that looks extremely comfortable 😂🙂

Drop it in rice for 24 hours that should work

Lol what a unique sleeping position

i think it is fine, cats like to glitch out for a bit, it’ll load back soon enough

That’s a lot of broken bones right here

its a feature

You need to add more flour

Just push the reset button on its face

Glitched cat 🤣

Caterina Ballerina

Nah, cat’s just chillin’, man. That’s how they chill.

Oooo..I suck at knots. Sorry.

It’s hard to tell if he started turning his head left and kept going, or started turning from the right and kept going. Whichever it was, he didn’t feel the need to consult his arse either way.

A little WD-40 and duct tape will fix that.

Seems to be working as intended.

Cat-tortionist

I’ll see myself out

just twist it down the middle and then screw it

My Daughters cat used to do something similar she would boop it on the nose and it would snap out of it.

Cuuuute.

No, it’s perfectly fine

I- I don’t even know

r/brokencats