Male lizards sometimes hang themselves upside down for female to sleep warmly

Yeah this is completely false. This is a cute image, but the bottom lizard is not doing that for the benefit of the top lizard. Bottom lizard was trying to get some heat, too, and top lizard took advantage.
Most species of lizards aren’t even social. Male lizards tend to be quite mean to females, actually. They loooove to harass females, to the point of forcing them to mate. Male lizards just want sex lol.

When your leg and arm are completely numb but your GF is comfy

False. They are competing for basking space. You must pulled this fact out of thin air.

Good Mr. Lizard. A real gentleman.

They’re not sleeping.

Call me a man-hater but I’m a skeptic. Can anyone else confirm man-lizards are this accommodating of their women-lizards?

I guess it’s their equivalent for a “leg day”

He is hanging on by a thread!

What a gentleman!!

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Awe! My heart ❤

“The things I do for love.”

Ladies (or gents), if your man doesn’t hold you up to keep you warm while you nap, he’s not the one

I suddenly find lizard people slightly less scary. /s

Sleep warmly? Cold blooded.