My mom asked me to show off her new puppy George on my “Red website”. Im assuming this is what she meant.

MY MOM HAS REDDIT EVERYONE!!!!! She is reading the comments and is very excited. Except I have a feeling ill have to explain what red tube is now….thanks for that everyone.

The red website approves

Complete dog kit with spoon
Hhhh

Let’s hope that Reddit was the ‘Red’ site she was talking about….

[“And I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him…”](https://youtu.be/jPdHaNr0OAY)

*Awws in communism*

My first thought was a ball-ladle. For what? I do not know. Maybe if you need to gently raise your sack for a moment to reach an itch?

Ball-ladle.

Tell your mom George is adorable!!

Hellooooo George! What a beauty. Red website says hi to you and your cool mom. I hope the puppy helps with your stress levels.

Hello little muppet dog!

I like it so much i want to steal it from her but I am not gonna do that because that would break her heart

Omg! Please boop that cute little nose for me!

Is the spoon for scale cuz we need a banana for the spoon.

Is he a moyen poodle? He’s SO cute!!

Redtube? Sicko

Give him a treat ASAP.

Is he a Goldendoodle?

Aww hes so adorable!

It’s a butt spoon! <3

George is ADORABLE!!

Teddybear !

Son, could you post this on your pinko commie red website?

George has such a sweet face! Your mom is lucky she gets to squish it any time she wants!

Is there a purpose to that double spoon or is it just a novelty?

I love George so much! He’s so cute, but I’m interested on where she got the heart shaped wooden spoon from? I would love to be able to get one!

Hey! I got one of those. Get ready for endless fetch. I suggest getting a chuck it stick.

Your mom and George are both super adorable.

-part-time red website denizen

I like your testicle spoon.

The spoon knows what it looks like

Red webside best name for reddit change my mind

She meant redtube

Beautiful adorable pup!

Hello, George! You are very handsome. Tis treat time.

ah yes, the nutsack spoon

Ah yes another day of using red website –

what happens when you hang the spoon by the handle

Cockapoo? Or Goldendoodle? Definitely part poodle in there right?

George looks like the sweetest baby, 10/10 deserves to be shown off

Tell her we love George

Hiya Georgie!