Your average Brazilian rainforest sloth has a pretty low level of tolerance for unnecessary exertion. Below is an actual transcript of sloth thought processes when given the opportunity to get a nice cup of coffee:
“Tasty, tasty coffee. But is it really worth the effort?”
“What was I thinking about again?”
Perhaps this seem familiar. Personally, I’d like to spend some more time thinking about it, but I think I’ll take a nap instead.
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