So Much Coffee, So Far Away Sloth Coffee or Tea Tall Latte Mug Price: $17 (as of 05/05/2020 18:18 PST- Details)

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Product Description

Your average Brazilian rainforest sloth has a pretty low level of tolerance for unnecessary exertion. Below is an actual transcript of sloth thought processes when given the opportunity to get a nice cup of coffee:

“Tasty, tasty coffee. But is it really worth the effort?”


“Still thinking….”

“What was I thinking about again?”

Perhaps this seem familiar. Personally, I’d like to spend some more time thinking about it, but I think I’ll take a nap instead.

Technical Details

• Mug holds 17oz / 500ml of your favorite hot or cold beverage

• White exterior and interior

• Contains no Lead, GMOs or High Fructose Corn Syrup (unless you put lead, GMOs or HFCS in the mug, in which case you’re on your own).

• Dishwasher and microwave safe

• Our lawyer requires us to notify you that if you fill this mug with a hot beverage, the contents may be hot

• We really need to get a better lawyer

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