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You’ll do fine, Simon

You’ll do fine, Simon

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geowoman
geowoman
1 month ago

Employee of the year!

CaptainSlow913
CaptainSlow913
1 month ago

Read him the Meowranda rights boys r/illegallysmolcats

Cleai
Cleai
1 month ago

Puuuurrrrformance review.

KashiTheKat
KashiTheKat
1 month ago

too smol to hire

Ri_v_en
Ri_v_en
1 month ago

He’s been let go after they found his criminal record on r/illegallysmolcats

ZDitto
ZDitto
1 month ago

You’re doing great sweetie!

rubyblue0
rubyblue0
1 month ago

Maybe the kitten is the one giving the review and Simon is afraid of him.

agentperry007
agentperry007
1 month ago

the cutest lil intern kitty ;3;

quietone28
quietone28
1 month ago

Simon, I’m sorry but we’re going to have to let you go. You’re a great employee but it’s just not sustainable or even efficient for us to have you taking up one entire office chair when it could actually fit twenty of you. Now, if you would be open to a job-sharing arrangement we could work something out.

deludedprawn
deludedprawn
1 month ago

He’s purrrformin’ well!

lizzietnz
lizzietnz
1 month ago

“Simon is growing into his role.”

ZER0_H0PE
ZER0_H0PE
1 month ago

Employer: ok, what can you bring to this company?

Simon: so basically, I’m very smol.

cromulent_nickname
cromulent_nickname
1 month ago

I think he’ll grow into the position.

mouhibgh
mouhibgh
1 month ago

why is he so fucking small ?

Jess1743
Jess1743
1 month ago

Give him a purrmotion

TigerMonarchy
TigerMonarchy
1 month ago

He needn’t be. His illegally smol track record has preceded him and daily he gives management the confidence that he’ll be the right kind of employee for that organization.

cbelt3
cbelt3
1 month ago

Big Purr !

Look them in the eyes !

Always Floof!

A++++ Purrformance ! Next in line for promotion. !

Ataemonus
Ataemonus
1 month ago

He is adorable. He needs a better office chair, by the way, one that is more ergonomic.

stanmgk
stanmgk
1 month ago

r/IllegallySmolCats

lilsister1125
lilsister1125
1 month ago

Sweet Simon!!!

yallsuck88
yallsuck88
1 month ago

purrformance review*

MagDorito
MagDorito
1 month ago

10/10 employee of the year give him a raise & a promotion!

juliblabla
juliblabla
1 month ago

Kinda looks like the chair is ripped if you glance at it

BrozedDrake
BrozedDrake
1 month ago

Give him the entire company

SganarelleBard
SganarelleBard
1 month ago

He your boss now

ThaneOfCawdorrr
ThaneOfCawdorrr
1 month ago

“Well, now, Simon, you have done quite well this quarter. Let’s see:

Smol–CHECK

Tiny — CHECK

Teeny mews – CHECK

Noseblotch – CHECK

Sits on chairr – CHECK.

All very good! We’re looking forward to seeing you grow into the position. Good job!”

elysee1013
elysee1013
1 month ago

comment image. Simon after years in the corporate world. (my cat – actually named Simon)

GentleGrrl
GentleGrrl
1 month ago

**Simon says:** Lookit my cutness!

Emzipopz82
Emzipopz82
1 month ago

It’s ok Simon, if they fire you I’ll give you a job for life.

I would totally headhunt himb but it’s sounds too brutal.

tsidaysi
tsidaysi
1 month ago

Simon is perfect!

AreYouItchy
AreYouItchy
1 month ago

Purrformance remew!

PamelaDamnit
PamelaDamnit
1 month ago

He is adorable!!!!❤

wabandon
wabandon
1 month ago

That chair is gigantic!

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