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You’ll do fine, Simon

You’ll do fine, Simon

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geowoman
geowoman
3 months ago

Employee of the year!

CaptainSlow913
CaptainSlow913
3 months ago

Read him the Meowranda rights boys r/illegallysmolcats

Cleai
Cleai
3 months ago

Puuuurrrrformance review.

KashiTheKat
KashiTheKat
3 months ago

too smol to hire

Ri_v_en
Ri_v_en
3 months ago

He’s been let go after they found his criminal record on r/illegallysmolcats

ZDitto
ZDitto
3 months ago

You’re doing great sweetie!

rubyblue0
rubyblue0
3 months ago

Maybe the kitten is the one giving the review and Simon is afraid of him.

agentperry007
agentperry007
3 months ago

the cutest lil intern kitty ;3;

quietone28
quietone28
3 months ago

Simon, I’m sorry but we’re going to have to let you go. You’re a great employee but it’s just not sustainable or even efficient for us to have you taking up one entire office chair when it could actually fit twenty of you. Now, if you would be open to a job-sharing arrangement we could work something out.

deludedprawn
deludedprawn
3 months ago

He’s purrrformin’ well!

lizzietnz
lizzietnz
3 months ago

“Simon is growing into his role.”

ZER0_H0PE
ZER0_H0PE
3 months ago

Employer: ok, what can you bring to this company?

Simon: so basically, I’m very smol.

cromulent_nickname
cromulent_nickname
3 months ago

I think he’ll grow into the position.

mouhibgh
mouhibgh
3 months ago

why is he so fucking small ?

Jess1743
Jess1743
3 months ago

Give him a purrmotion

TigerMonarchy
TigerMonarchy
3 months ago

He needn’t be. His illegally smol track record has preceded him and daily he gives management the confidence that he’ll be the right kind of employee for that organization.

cbelt3
cbelt3
3 months ago

Big Purr !

Look them in the eyes !

Always Floof!

A++++ Purrformance ! Next in line for promotion. !

Ataemonus
Ataemonus
3 months ago

He is adorable. He needs a better office chair, by the way, one that is more ergonomic.

stanmgk
stanmgk
3 months ago

r/IllegallySmolCats

lilsister1125
lilsister1125
3 months ago

Sweet Simon!!!

yallsuck88
yallsuck88
3 months ago

purrformance review*

MagDorito
MagDorito
3 months ago

10/10 employee of the year give him a raise & a promotion!

juliblabla
juliblabla
3 months ago

Kinda looks like the chair is ripped if you glance at it

BrozedDrake
BrozedDrake
3 months ago

Give him the entire company

SganarelleBard
SganarelleBard
3 months ago

He your boss now

ThaneOfCawdorrr
ThaneOfCawdorrr
3 months ago

“Well, now, Simon, you have done quite well this quarter. Let’s see:

Smol–CHECK

Tiny — CHECK

Teeny mews – CHECK

Noseblotch – CHECK

Sits on chairr – CHECK.

All very good! We’re looking forward to seeing you grow into the position. Good job!”

elysee1013
elysee1013
3 months ago

comment image. Simon after years in the corporate world. (my cat – actually named Simon)

GentleGrrl
GentleGrrl
3 months ago

**Simon says:** Lookit my cutness!

Emzipopz82
Emzipopz82
3 months ago

It’s ok Simon, if they fire you I’ll give you a job for life.

I would totally headhunt himb but it’s sounds too brutal.

tsidaysi
tsidaysi
3 months ago

Simon is perfect!

AreYouItchy
AreYouItchy
3 months ago

Purrformance remew!

PamelaDamnit
PamelaDamnit
3 months ago

He is adorable!!!!❤

wabandon
wabandon
3 months ago

That chair is gigantic!

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