You’ll do fine, Simon
Sharesloth
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You’ll do fine, Simon
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https://imgur.com/IKq2zo5.jpg. Simon after years in the corporate world. (my cat – actually named Simon)
“Well, now, Simon, you have done quite well this quarter. Let’s see:
Smol–CHECK
Tiny — CHECK
Teeny mews – CHECK
Noseblotch – CHECK
Sits on chairr – CHECK.
All very good! We’re looking forward to seeing you grow into the position. Good job!”
That chair is gigantic!
He is adorable!!!!❤
Purrformance remew!
Simon is perfect!
It’s ok Simon, if they fire you I’ll give you a job for life.
I would totally headhunt himb but it’s sounds too brutal.
He your boss now
He is adorable. He needs a better office chair, by the way, one that is more ergonomic.
Give him the entire company
Kinda looks like the chair is ripped if you glance at it
10/10 employee of the year give him a raise & a promotion!
Big Purr !
Look them in the eyes !
Always Floof!
A++++ Purrformance ! Next in line for promotion. !
why is he so fucking small ?
**Simon says:** Lookit my cutness!
He needn’t be. His illegally smol track record has preceded him and daily he gives management the confidence that he’ll be the right kind of employee for that organization.
Maybe the kitten is the one giving the review and Simon is afraid of him.
purrformance review*
“Simon is growing into his role.”
You’re doing great sweetie!
Simon, I’m sorry but we’re going to have to let you go. You’re a great employee but it’s just not sustainable or even efficient for us to have you taking up one entire office chair when it could actually fit twenty of you. Now, if you would be open to a job-sharing arrangement we could work something out.
Give him a purrmotion
Sweet Simon!!!
I think he’ll grow into the position.
Puuuurrrrformance review.
Employer: ok, what can you bring to this company?
Simon: so basically, I’m very smol.
He’s purrrformin’ well!
the cutest lil intern kitty ;3;
Employee of the year!
too smol to hire