You’ll do fine, Simon
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Employee of the year!
Read him the Meowranda rights boys r/illegallysmolcats
Puuuurrrrformance review.
too smol to hire
He’s been let go after they found his criminal record on r/illegallysmolcats
You’re doing great sweetie!
Maybe the kitten is the one giving the review and Simon is afraid of him.
the cutest lil intern kitty ;3;
Simon, I’m sorry but we’re going to have to let you go. You’re a great employee but it’s just not sustainable or even efficient for us to have you taking up one entire office chair when it could actually fit twenty of you. Now, if you would be open to a job-sharing arrangement we could work something out.
He’s purrrformin’ well!
“Simon is growing into his role.”
Employer: ok, what can you bring to this company?
Simon: so basically, I’m very smol.
I think he’ll grow into the position.
why is he so fucking small ?
Give him a purrmotion
He needn’t be. His illegally smol track record has preceded him and daily he gives management the confidence that he’ll be the right kind of employee for that organization.
Big Purr !
Look them in the eyes !
Always Floof!
A++++ Purrformance ! Next in line for promotion. !
He is adorable. He needs a better office chair, by the way, one that is more ergonomic.
r/IllegallySmolCats
Sweet Simon!!!
purrformance review*
10/10 employee of the year give him a raise & a promotion!
Kinda looks like the chair is ripped if you glance at it
Give him the entire company
He your boss now
“Well, now, Simon, you have done quite well this quarter. Let’s see:
Smol–CHECK
Tiny — CHECK
Teeny mews – CHECK
Noseblotch – CHECK
Sits on chairr – CHECK.
All very good! We’re looking forward to seeing you grow into the position. Good job!”
**Simon says:** Lookit my cutness!
It’s ok Simon, if they fire you I’ll give you a job for life.
I would totally headhunt himb but it’s sounds too brutal.
Simon is perfect!
Purrformance remew!
He is adorable!!!!❤
That chair is gigantic!